Unfortunately
I have access to only a fraction of my photies out here, so these'll have to do 'til the
next trip to Blighty...University Players
Unfortunately
I have access to only a fraction of my photies out here, so these'll have to do 'til the
next trip to Blighty...
| Player | Existence | Most Likely To... |
|---|---|---|
| Alistair Aitken |  |
Scam his way into a "top notch" university |
| Rob Buckley |  |
Live in a house, a very big house in the country |
| Mark Burton |  |
Move to Sweden |
| Liz Clarke |  |
Forget her own name |
| Clive Davies |  |
Wee himself after 10 pints |
| John "De Gregoire" Gregory |  |
Kill every dog in his neighbourhood (if he had a gun) |
| Roberto Ferrari | ||
| Garrett Gloyn |  |
Puncture your hand with a compass. Pose for the camera. |
| Jacquie |  |
Hold an Anne Summers party |
| Oorlagh Goss |  |
Lecture you in several languages |
| Suzanne Holland | Go from Rave to Reformation | |
| Rhys Jones |  |
Buy into some crazy-arsed scheme he found out from a man in a pub in Camden on a Sunday night. |
| Arthur Meadows |
|
Move to America |
| Simon Meredith |  |
Be deviant. Veritable champagne socialist. |
| Claire Mountjoy | Spend £6 per week to look psychedelic. Piss Garrett off. | |
| Richard Moorby |  |
Ponce off to Scotland to do some arty-farty degree |
| David Priestley |  |
Outsport a sporto, outmath a matho, outdig, erm, a diggo. |
| Rich Sargeant |  |
Get himself into some sort of sitcom deal with multiple women |
| Adam Sykes | ||
| Theo Constantinopolis |  |
Repeatedly refer to Cyprus, North London and 'babs. |
| Toby Rogers |  |
Get into an argument with Italians after wrapping himself in a Union Jack ("Fishy Arno"). When in Rome, act like you're on the terraces. |
| Nick Williams |
