You are too stupid to view this page

You are not deemed intelligent enough to view this page, based upon several standard criteria which have been shown to have a high correlation between low intellect and viewing habits.

If you believe you have recieved this message in error, you should consider the following factors, which were used as the basis of this decision:

  • Your 'favourites' folder contains links to websites rated as 'puerile' and 'childish' by the W3 Standards Commission.
  • Your chosen windows color scheme indicates a lack of taste and creativity.
  • Failure to perform any of the most basic system maintainence tasks, such as hard drive backups or defragmentation.
  • The software installed on this machine is consistent with a user who is not only inept, but also probably overweight.


HTTP Error 439 - Too Stupid
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