| Heather informs us of what they
      do with that Alaskan cash-for-cold handout |  | 
  
    | Not my best side |  | 
  
    | No, no, not that one either |  | 
  
    | Van Girls |  | 
  
    | Sunanda comes over like a swan -- but Ray knows what lies beneath... |  | 
  
    | The name's Blond... |  | 
  
    | Beating them off with a sh***y
      stick...always the way at weddings, hey? |  | 
  
    | You never close your eyes |  | 
  
    | Until some drunken English blokes |  | 
  
    | Put on their best Karaoke effort |  | 
  
    | Hair suit |  | 
  
    | Ayr's Rock / Uluruu (sounds like
      University of London rugby club, let's face it) lies within our grasp |  | 
  
    | Is that an alien cloud beaming
      into Riaan's 'ead? |  | 
  
    | "You set the tent up, I'll
      guard for wayward mutant fish" |  | 
  
    | Er, not what it seems |  | 
  
    | Lance gets intimate with the
      sausages |  | 
  
    | The Monger gives it someothat. Of
      course, he could never return to Blighty now, BBC America accent 'n' all |  | 
  
    | Wayne watches his post-Cvg career |  |