Alfie Noakes - At home says: Reeeeeeow Alfie Noakes - At home says: And fuck off. Alfie Noakes - At home says: You cunt. Alfie Noakes - At home says: Your face is like an old vagina. Alfie Noakes - At home says: Flappy, loose, desperate, and sad. Alfie Noakes - At home says: Not to mention unwanted. Alfie Noakes - At home says: Good night, and get sacked. You know it's what you want, old bean. Alfie Noakes - At home says: Publish and be damned. Alfie Noakes - At home says: (you cunt)