Daft Questionnaire
Too much time...check.
Piss around...check.
NAME: Philip Penn
SEX : Male
1.LIVING ARRANGEMENT: With Tartley & Al - sort of a funboy 3. And we've
got table footy.
2. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? Great with ease
3. YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Our telly is not what you'd call functional.
4. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse, usually
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: The one that was removed from the gun pointing at my
face last year.
6. FAVORITE SMELLS: petrol, the smell of sewage in a Continental summer,
bread, coffee
7.WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Knowing that my tree of possibilities is
getting pruned every day
8. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Somewhere between that first and second pint
isn't bad, 'specially at altitude, after winning at sport/quake.
9. FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Trainspotting
9a. FAVORITE SINGER/GROUP: Ian Curtis / New Order
10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
"Huzzah, another day of scamming"
11. DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only when trousered
12. ROLLER COASTERS-SCARY OR EXCITING? Depends on the age/location of the
coaster, innit. Former Soviet ones are, how you say, sssscary.
13. PEN OR PENCIL? Fountain pens which gush, not the scrape of a pencil
14. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? No hangups here.
15. FUTURE SON'S NAME: pIG (arf arf)
16. FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Bic
17. FAVORITE FOODS: sushi, baguette avec du fromage (boursin), grapes
18. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yup
19. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla Haagen Dazs, Cadbury's Choccy - a recipe
for life
20. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: oops, see above
21. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: only round the bends
22. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Not on yer nelly
23. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? It's scary or sporty, anyone but posh
24. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: a dining car, probably
25. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO
WOULD IT BE? Lenin (note for Americans: the revolutionary, not the beatles
bloke)
26. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Aside from Tequila/Kaluha/Pernod anything
flies. daily: lager. With food: wine. After dinner: port. Soft: lemon perrier.
27. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
28. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? don't care as long as it's cooked
29. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
Er, depends what was being offered (geddit??)
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Depends. Oh, I'm not
meant to answer this, right? Why was I sent this question?
30. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Certainly not
one that's come from my favourite pet, Bezza.
31. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Spray-on
silver.
32. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I've meandered through the forests of
wanderlust.
33. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Raoul Dufy (sadly not original)
and a Soviet Realist piccy (gotta love those heroic depictions of an egalitarian society)
**35. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Full. Empty. full. empty.
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? The sort that makes you dance all
nigtht, yeah.
37. FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Schindler's List, Top SEcret
38. ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Oh I'm bi.
39. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I refer the right
honourable question-meister to the answer my sister gave some moments ago: what are the right keys?
40. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Depends whether the cleaner's just been
41. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: 3
42. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Porsche 911, one which can drive itself back
from the pub
43. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: footy
44. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: but where
would I begin?
45.PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Bill Peden
46. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: The flumps
**I have absolutely no idea what happened to Number 34.